Aku membencinya! Sangat! Dan kenapa

Aku membencinya! Sangat! Dan kenapa juga Felix mengajakku bermain bersamanya? For god shake.

Hari ini, seperti biasa, aku membuat video Youtube GTA V Online bersama Felix dan Jack. For your information, i hate Jack. Really. But i'm not his haters, okay. Don't be mad.

Dan Felix baru saja mencoba mempersatukan aku dengan Jack. Jawabannya, bagaimana bisa aku akur dengannya? Really, terkadang aku bertengkar dengannya di Instagram hanya karna dia memposting sebuah foto yang benar-benar lucu. Read my sarcasm.

Dan bagaimana bisa subscriberku hampir sama dengannya?! How it is possible?!

"Baiklah, Alea, Jack, kumohon untuk kali ini jangan bertengkar. Aku bingung dengan kalian berdua. Bahkan kalian berdua baru saja ken..."

"Shut up, Felix." sembur Jack. "Kami sudah mengenal lebih dari yang kau tahu."

"Oh."

Selain baik, kadang Felix menyebalkan, bukan? Seperti saat ini contohnya. Jawabannya begitu singkat, padat, dan jelas.

"Hanya oh saja?"

"Lalu harus kurespon dengan apa lagi? Haruskah aku membawa Marzia agar mengatakan oh secara bersamaan?" sarkas Felix.

"Nope. Thanks. Sekarang, apa yang akan kita lakukan? Aku sangat mengantuk, Pewds. Aku lupa meminum kopi tadi pagi!" semburku seraya meregangkan tanganku. Padahal aku belum ada disini kurang dari tiga puluh menit.

"Bukan urusanku, okay? Yang harus kalian lakukan hanyalah mengikuti perintahku!" seru Felix.

Jack memutar bola matanya kesal. "Really? Mengikuti perintahmu? You're not our parents, Felix!" untuk hal ini, aku setuju dengan Jack. Untuk hal ini saja, oke?

"Kalian ingin mendapatkan sesuatu atau tidak?" tanya Felix mencoba bersabar. Aku tahu dia kelelahan menghadapi kami berdua. Karena kami berdua --secara ajaibnya-- selalu kompak jika bersangkutan dengan pembalasan alias revenge.

"Tergantung," ucapku enteng.

Felix menghela nafas. Dia mendudukkan bokongnya di antara kami berdua. Felix sedaritadi memang berdiri. Jangan salahkan aku.

"Hadiah itu adalah keliling Eropa!" Felix langsung meloncat kegirangan. Sementara aku dan Jack menatapnya aneh seolah-olah Felix adalah makhluk terdampar yang tidak memiliki wajah dan kaki.

"Seriously, Felix? Bukan bermaksud sombong, oke? Tapi, aku sudah pernah berkeliling Eropa!" sembur Jack.

"Ck, makanya dengarkan dulu kelanjutannya. Ini bukan hadiah dariku, melainkan dari YouTube. Seluruh YouTubers yang memiliki pelanggan lebih dari 5 juta pelanggan, ikut serta dalam Eropa tour ini. Bukankah menakjubkan?"

"Benarkah?!" kataku tak percaya.

"Yeah, i'm not kidding."

"Hell yeah! Tentu saja aku mau! Pasti perjalanan ini akan sangat menyenangkan! Berapa hari?"

"Sekitar tiga minggu."

Results (English) 1:

I hate it! Very! And why also Felix led me to play with him? For god shake.Today, as always, I made a Youtube video of GTA V Online with Felix and Jack. For your information, i hate Jack. Really. But I'm not his haters, okay. Don't be mad.And Felix recently tried to unite me with Jack. The answer, how can I get along with him? Really, sometimes I fight him on Instagram only because he posted a photo that's really funny. Read my sarcasm.And how can subscriberku is almost the same with him?! How it is possible?! "Well, Alea, Jack, kumohon for these times do not quarrel. I'm confused by the two of you. Even you two just ken... ""Shut up, Felix." Jack blurted. "We already know more than you know.""Oh."In addition to the fine, sometimes Felix sucks, doesn't it? As current examples. The answer is so short, dense, and clear."Oh?""Then must kurespon with what else? Should I bring Marzia so says oh simultaneously? "sarkas Felix."Nope. Thanks. Now, what will we do? I'm so sleepy, Pewds. I forgot to drink coffee this morning! "semburku and stretch my hands. Though I have not been here for less than thirty minutes."Rather than have I to do, okay? You guys should do is follow my order! "exclaimed Felix.Jack rolled his eyes irritated. "Really? According to follow? You're not our parents, Felix! "for this case, I agree with Jack. For this alone, okay?"You want to get something, or not?" asked Felix tried to be patient. I know he's exhausted face both of us. Because both of us--amazingly--always compact if concerned with vengeance aka revenge."Depends," ucapku lightly.Felix heaved a breath. She put her ass in between both of us. Felix sedaritadi indeed the standing. Don't blame me."The prize is around Europe!" Felix immediately leapt ecstatically. While I stared at him and Jack strange as if Felix is stranded creatures that do not have a face and legs."Seriously, Felix? Not a mean snob, okay? But, I've been traveling around Europe! "Jack blurted."Ck, so listen to it first it goes. This is not a gift from me, but from YouTube. The whole of the YouTubers who have customers of more than 5 million subscribers, to participate in this tour of Europe. Isn't it amazing? ""Really?!" I said in disbelief."Yeah, I'm not kidding.""Hell yeah! Of course I want to! Surely this trip will be very fun! How many days? ""About three weeks."

Results (English) 2:

I hate it! Very! And why Felix also ask me to play with him? For god shake. Today, as usual, I made ​​a Youtube video GTA V Online together with Felix and Jack. For your information, i hate Jack. Really. But i'm not his haters, okay. Do not be mad. And Felix has just tried to unite me with Jack. The answer is, how can I get along with him? Really, sometimes I fight him on Instagram just because he posted a photo that was really funny. Read my sarcasm. And how can subscriberku almost as him ?! How it is possible ?! "Well, Alea, Jack, I beg for this time do not fight. I am confused with both of you. In fact, the two of you just ken ..." "Shut up, Felix." Jack blurted. "We already know more than you know." "Oh." In addition to good, sometimes Felix sucks, does not it? Like now for instance. The answer is so short, dense, and clear. "Just oh right?" "Then must kurespon with what else? Should I bring Marzia that said oh simultaneously?" Felix sarcastically. "Nope. Thanks. Now, what are we going to do? I'm so sleepy, Pewds. I forgot to drink coffee this morning!" I blurted out as he stretched my hand. Though I have not be here in less than thirty minutes. "It's not my business, okay? All you have to do is follow my orders!" exclaimed Felix. Jack rolled his eyes annoyed. "Really? Following your command? You're not our parents, Felix!" for this, I agree with Jack. For this alone, okay? "You want to get something or not?" Felix asked, trying to be patient. I know he's exhausted face us both. Because we both --secara ajaibnya-- always compact if it concerned with retaliation alias revenge. "That depends," I said lightly. Felix sighed. He sat his butt between us. Felix sedaritadi indeed stand. Do not blame me. "The prize was around Europe!" Felix leapt for joy. While I and Jack looked at him strange as if Felix is stranded creature who has no face and legs. "Seriously, Felix? Not intended arrogant, okay? But, I've been traveling around Europe!" Jack blurted. "Tsk, so listen before it goes. It's not a gift from me, but from YouTube. All of YouTubers who have customers more than 5 million subscribers, to participate in this tour of Europe. Is not it amazing?" "Really ?!" I said in disbelief. "Yeah, I'm not kidding." "Hell yeah! Of course I want to! Definitely this trip will be very pleasant! How many days?" "About three weeks."