Aku lagi-lagi menabrak seseorang, e

Aku lagi-lagi menabrak seseorang, entah kenapa aku selalu menabrak orang ketika sedang berjalan. Padahal aku jalan menggunakan kaki dan mata. Oke, sebaiknya aku langsung pergi daripada berurusan lebih lanjut dengan seseorang yang kutabrak ini.

"Nona, bisa jelaskan kenapa menabrak saya?" suara itu... suara om-om! Gawat, jangan-jangan, aku menabrak om-om! Sungguh sial.

Aku tetap menunduk agar tidak melihat wajah om-om yang kutabrak ini. "Ehm, maaf. Saya tidak melihat tuan. Tuan memakai jas hitam, mirip sama cat toko yang warna hitam. Begitu." ucapku polos.

"Nona, saya tidak butuh bualan bodoh macam itu. Jelaskan lebih detil, karena kopi yang saya bawa tumpah mengenai baju mahal saya." Om-om itu bergerak. "Dan tolong jangan terus menunduk, nona. Saya tidak bisa melihat wajah nona."

Aku mendengus. Sombong sekali. Dan, untuk apa om-om ini ingin melihat wajahku? "Bukan urusan saya. Dan saya sangat terburu-buru. Permisi, tuan."

Aku buru-buru berjalan melewati om-om itu sebelum dia bertanya lebih lanjut yang membuat kupingku panas. Tapi, tangan om-om tersebut mencekal pergelangan tanganku.

"Nona tidak bisa kabur begitu saja dari saya, sebelum nona mengganti jas mahal saya dengan hal serupa."

Sontak, aku langsung mendongakkan kepalaku. Ketika itulah, aku melotot saat melihat wajah om-om ini. O...M...G... Tampannya!!!

"Oh... sepertinya saya berurusan dengan ABG labil seperti nona. Ya, bukan?"

Sebisa mungkin aku menampilkan wajah emosi dan kesal, walau sebenarnya aku memang benar-benar kesal. Dasar om-om biadab!

"Mau saya ABG labil atau bukan, bukan urusan om! Sekarang, saya ada urusan! Permisi!" aku langsung menepis tangannya yang mencekal tanganku. Sialan, tanganku sedikit memerah karena cekalannya.

"Maaf, nona tidak bisa kabur begitu saja dari saya. Nona harus mengganti jas mahal saya terlebih dahulu!" balas om-om sombong itu, dengan oktaf yang tinggi.

"Saya tidak punya uang, wahai om-om sombong! Om membuang-buang waktu saya!!" seruku kesal. Kesabaranku sudah hampir habis akibat om-om ini.

Om itu menyeringai. Entah apa maksudnya ia menyeringai seperti itu. "Kalau nona tidak mau mengganti jas mahal saya, nona harus ikut saya!"

"Hah?! Ikut om?! Kemana?! Tidak, terima kasih! Saya masih punya cukup akal untuk menolak ajakan om-om mesum seperti anda."

"Saya bukan om-om! Sebegitu tuanya saya sampai nona memanggil saya om?!" Om-om itu melebarkan matanya tidak suka.

"Anda tidak boleh menolak kenyataan bahwa anda adalah om-om mesum yang hendak membawa saya. Saya akan berteriak kalau saja anda--atau om, membawa saya atau istilahnya--menculik saya!" kataku panjang lebar.

Om itu menyeringai, lagi. "Coba saja kalau nona berani berteriak."

Oh, dia menantangku! Apakah dia tidak mengenal seorang Athena yang tidak pernah main-main dengan ucapannya? Oh ya, dia kan' hanya om-om mesum, yang dengan tidak tahu dirinya meminta ganti rugi jas mahalnya. Bisa saja dia membelinya di pinggir jalan atau distro murah, aku tidak tahu.

"Bagaimana, nona, apakah kau akan berteriak saat ini juga?"

"Tentu saja! Saya tidak pernah main-main dengan ucapan saya." aku menghela nafas sebentar, kemudian... " TOLONGGG!! ADA OM-OM MESUM MAU CULIK SAYA!!!"

Lalu, aku merasakan bahwa om-om itu menutup mulutku dengan tangannya. "Dasar ABG sialan! Kukira kau tidak akan benar-benar melakukannya.

Results (English) 1:

I again crashed into someone, somehow I always hit a person when it is running. But I'm way using the legs and eyes. Okay, I'd better go straight instead of dealing further with someone who kutabrak."Miss, can explain why bumping me?" the voice ... the voice of om-om! Critical, lest, I hit a om-om! Really bad luck.I looked down in order not to see the face of om-om the kutabrak. "UM, sorry. I do not see Mr. Master wear black suits, similar to a paint shop that same color is black. So. "ucapku plain."Miss, I don't need that kind of stupid hoax. Explain more details, because I bring coffee spilled on my expensive clothes. " OM-om it moves. "And please don't constantly looked down, Miss. I could not see the face of the Lady. "I Snort. Arrogant at all. And, for what is om-om this want to see my face? "It's not my affair. And I was so in a hurry. Excuse me, Mr. "I hastily walked past om-om it before he further asked who made the kupingku heat. But, hand om-om the block wrist my hands."Nona could not blur it away from me, before Miss replace expensive coat me with similar things."Of a sudden, I was immediately mendongakkan my head. When that is, I glared at the sight of the face of the om-om. O. .. M ... G ... Her handsome barrister!!!"Oh ... it looks like I am dealing with ABG labile as nona. Yes, isn't it? "Wherever possible I'm showing the face of the emotional and upset, though I did really annoyed. Base om-om barbarian!"I want to BE shown or not, is none of the om! Now, I have a affair!!! Excuse me! "I immediately shook off the hand that block my hand. Damn, my hands a bit flushed because of cekalannya."Sorry, Miss could not blur it away from me. Miss must replace the expensive suits me first! "reply om-om is arrogant, with a high octave."I have no money, o om-om snob! OM waste my time!! "seruku annoyed. Kesabaranku been almost depleted due to om-om.OM was grinning. Whatever the intent is she grinning like that. "If the Lady does not want to replace my expensive coat, Miss should join me!""Hah?! Join the om?! Where?! No, thank you! I still have enough sense to reject call om-om skank like you. ""I am not a om-om! So I got his old lady call me om?! " OM-om it widened her eyes do not like."You can't deny the fact that you are om-om the sordid bring me. I would scream if only you – or om, take me or the term--to kidnap me! "I said at length.OM it, grinning again. "Just try it if Miss bold shouting."Oh, she's a menantangku! Does he not know an Athens never mess with the utterance? Oh yes, he's only ' om-om bawdy, who does not know himself asked for punitive damages suit is so expensive. He could have bought it at the roadside or distribution is cheap, I don't know."How, Miss, are you going to scream now?""Of course! I never mess with my sayings. "I heaved a breath for a bit, then ... "TOLONGGG!! THERE IS AN OM-OM BAWDY WANT CULIK ME!!! "Then, I feel that the om-om it shuts my mouth with his hand. "Basic ABG dammit! I thought you would not actually do it.

Results (English) 2:

I was again hit someone, somehow I always bumping into people while it is running. Though I walk on legs and eyes. Okay, I'd better go further than dealing with someone that I hit it. "Miss, could explain why hit me?" the voice ... the sound of om-om! Grave, lest I rammed uncles! Unfortunately, I keep my head down so as not to see the face uncles that I hit it. "Um, I'm sorry. I did not see the lord. Mr. wore a black suit, similar to the same paint shop were black. I see." I said innocently. "Miss, I do not need that kind of stupid bullshit. Explain in more detail, because I carry the coffee spilled on my expensive clothes." Uncles were moving. "And please do not keep my head down, lady. I can not see the lady's face." I snorted. Very arrogant. And, for what it's uncles wanted to see my face? "It's not my business. And I was very rushed. Excuse me, sir." I hurriedly walked past uncles before he asks further that made ​​my ears hot. But, hand-om om are blocking my wrist. "Nona could not run away from me, before Miss replace expensive suits me the same thing." Suddenly, I immediately threw back my head. That's when I glared at the sight of this face-om om. O ... M ... G ... Charming in !!! "Oh ... seems to me to deal with such labile ABG Miss. Yes, is not it?" As much as possible I show the face of emotional and upset, even though I did'm really upset. Basic uncles savage! "Want me ABG labile or not, no matter om! Now, I have affairs! Excuse me!" I immediately dismissed my hand block. Damn, my little flushed because cekalannya. "Sorry, lady can not run away from me. Miss having to replace expensive suits me first!" reply uncles puffed up, with a high octave. "I have no money, o-om om arrogant! Om wasting my time !!" I exclaimed annoyed. Patience is running out as a result of these uncles. Om smirked. Whatever that meant he was grinning like that. "If the lady does not want to replace the expensive suit me, lady should come with me!" "Huh ?! Come om ?! Where ?! No, thanks! I still had enough sense to refuse an invitation uncles nasty like you." "I not uncles! So much for my parents to call me Miss om ?! " Uncles was widened his eyes did not like it. "You should not dismiss the fact that you are a nasty uncles who want to take me. I'll scream if only you - or uncle, take me or the term - to kidnap me!" I said at length. Om grinned, again. "Try it if you dare lady screaming." Oh, he's challenging me! Does he not recognize an Athena who never mess with his words? Oh yes, she's' just nasty uncles, who did not know him expensive suits seek damages. He could have bought it on the street or distro's, I do not know. "How, lady, if you will cry today?" "Of course! I would never mess with my speech." I sighed for a moment, then ... "TOLONGGG !! ADA-OM OM kidnap WANT MY nasty !!!" Then, I felt that the uncles were covered my mouth with his hand. "Basic ABG shit! I thought you would not actually do it.